My alma mater is hosting D3 track nationals and I’m watching some of it live over the internets. I like to think that the D3 distance runners are scholar-athletes, but all of the post-race interviews have been very cringe-worthy. My two favorites:
Men’s steeplechase champion: “Like I said, I try to just focus on running my own race. I’m a competitor I like to compete against other guys.”
Women’s 10,000m champion: “Coach said all that matters is that we gave it our all, doesn’t matter what place we end up. The race didn’t go perfectly, but when it was over, coach said ‘A win is a win’.”
Gosh guys, really? You’re making the rest of us look bad.